• Boy: I'm straight dude.
  • Me: so is spagetti until you boil it in hot water
  • Boy: what?
  • Me: *throws boy into boiling hot water*

16 hours ago // 1,103 notes
butterscotchwm:

bkrby8036:

bonofosho:

bromancing-the-stone:

The most ignored words in the world.

aka don’t be a dick

it’s the same message and yet we have had wars about religions for hundreds of years

That just goes to show that it’s not religions that cause wars.  It’s the governments throughout history who implicated their faith into their politics, and then punished people for not doing things their way.
my-teen-quote:

relatable quotes daily here!